Fizzics

Fizzics:

Fizzics is a science that deals with the structure of matter and the interactions between the fundamental constituents of the observable universe whilst full of gassy beer.

Some recent discoveries by important fizzicists:
“The universe is pretty cool, man.”
“It’s like, so great that we can explore this stuff AND drink this stuff.”
“I know that Niels was a bore, and I’m not too sure about Heisenberg, but I just drank my way into a complete understanding of everything. I swear I’ll remember it in the morning.”