When someone gives you change at a restaurant or bar, all in small denominations, so you do not have an excuse to not tip because you don’t have the change.

When you go to the toilet / bathroom / restroom with the specific purpose of secretly using the internet on your phone.

A condition in which people complain of the need to stare at portrait orientated rectangles for prolonged periods of time.

The act of moving into a part of the world in which your online friends are likely to be awake when you call them.

The overuse, typically by residents of the USA, of the word ‘awesome’. The word awesome really should be reserved for a very few moments in life, when you truly are in awe of something.

When you come across a stranger’s seasonal playlist and, based on the song choices alone, you can tell they’ve been going through it.

The increasingly painful ‘playful’ punches which children apply to their parents.

In the Norse pantheon, Threr was the true wife of Thor. She carried an infinitely heavy mop, and would constantly be picking up things that Thor did not bother to tidy away, like his hammer.

Fizzics is a science that deals with the structure of matter and the interactions between the fundamental constituents of the observable universe whilst full of gassy beer.

Someone who can knit with three needles at the same time. Oddly, they often knit Christmas sweaters / jumpers, but only the Lord knows why this is.

Someone who is an expert in behaving in a way that shows that nothing is good enough.

The experience of going shopping in which you feel under siege because everyone is willing to kill others to get the same, discounted, product. This is often in evidence on Black Friday.