Spending the night in a recently listed Airbnb and discovering that it's truly awful.

The last word in the dictionary.

A linear scale of how boring it is solve difficult maths problems.

The study of thinking about the thoughts that you have when you're thinking about your own thoughts.

When you discover that your best online friends are, in fact A.I. bots.

Talking behind someone's back, whilst in front of their face.

Using the same sheet of toilet paper more than once.

The action of hitting someone in the face with poultry.

The action of hitting someone in the face with a dead fish.

The ability to provide answers to questions which do not satisfy the original question.

The ability to instill fear into other people about the harms of cheese and pastry.

Manaphylaxis is a severe and potentially life-threatening reaction.